I say we bring him in anyway for creepiness.
Which should be a criminal offense but it isn't.
S1 E14Crimson Casanova
Do you keep a list of your pick-ups?
Yeah, of course. I have it here. Names, numbers and a one to 10 grading system.
Nice. Something to show your grandkids.
Jill Rubenstein, what's your connection with her?
The doctor lady? I met her in the parking lot and asked her for help.
A complete stranger takes you to her room, treats your wound and then has sexual intercourse with you?
What can I say? The Hippocratic oath is a beautiful thing.
WMr. Wolcutt
I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
[decidedly unimpressed] That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.
[He looks Fricke straight in the eyes] Do you know who killed Claire?
[Emphatically] No.
Interesting. He is either a habitual liar telling the truth, or he's an honest man lying.
S1 E15Scarlett Fever
VVictor
I wanna thank you and your team. Although, I must admit that whole scene in front of the house--
OOscar
It was make-believe, dad.
VVictor
Sorry. The make-believe was a bit unorthodox and unpleasant, but I'm sure you all know what you're doing.
Most of the time.
I do hate when people say thank you.
Why?
He likes to play the Lone Ranger. Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him.
Exactly.
You think about older women?
Where's this coming from? I don't think about older women. My mother's an older woman.
Not old, old. Just older, you know, older than you.
Why are you asking? You're not trying to set me up with somebody, are you?
[Rigsby is looking at a lipstick which is part of the evidence]
If you're thinking of trying that on, don't. Not your shade.
Poison and a message in lipstick says this murder was done by a woman. Women have no secrets from other women.
Well, unless it was a cunning man posing as a woman.
What you think?
No.
Judge's clerk says we won't get a search warrant for Scarlett's safe until tomorrow morning, then we'll go in and tear the place apart. [Rigsby gives him a look to remind him that Asra is present] Oh, sorry.
You didn't hear that, it's confidential.
MMandy
Confidential? Oh, of course.
Now seriously, don't tell anyone. Okay?
MMandy
I understand. May I leave now?
Yeah, 'course.
[Asra leaves]
[walks over to Cho] Not bad. Delivery's a little wooden.
Wooden? Me? Yeah, and you're Marlon Brando.
[After receiving paninis from a suspect]
What's in the sandwiches?
It's a panini, if you don't mind. It's, er, ham and cheese.
[as Rigsby takes a bite] And who knows what else?
Boss?
Hmm?
I've been here nearly six months now, half a year.
What do you want? Half a cake?
I want to take the lead on this interview.
[she pauses] Okay.
Okay?
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, boss.
S1 E16Bloodshot
This blind thing really works. Without my vision, I can tune into my other senses much more clearly.
That's great. Let me go make you a superhero costume. What do you want to be called?
[Jane puts his hand on her shoulder, and feels up the side of her neck]
What are you doing?
I wanna know what your face feels like when you're smiling.
I'm still convinced there's a connection between Medina and me, so before you make me that superhero costume I'm looking forward to, could you take me to visit with his widow?
Maybe.
Thank you. And incidentally, you're smelling particularly good today. [Lisbon rolls her eyes and walks away] Is that cinnamon in the mix there somewhere? Lisbon? [He reaches out to see if she's still there]
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