Haruhi Suzumiya quotes from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Does anyone have plans next week for Christmas Eve?

[Thinking] I freaking knew it.

I'm pretty sure you've got nothing going on, right Kyon? We all know you don't have much of a social life and I'm only asking because I didn't want you to feel like a loser.

Yeah? Well what if I did have something going on? Tell me what you're planning first.

You're free, I knew it! [Turns to Koizumi] How about you, Koizumi? I bet you got a date with a girlfriend, don't ya?

[Sighs] It would be wonderful if that were indeed the case, however, believe it or not, my schedule prior to Christmas Eve is completely open and flexible at present. To tell the truth, I was getting a little worried about how I was going to pass the time.

[Thinking] Liar. You made yourself free on purpose. Admit it!

Well, now you don't have to worry about it! Besides, this'll be way better. [Turns to Mikuru] How about you Mikuru? You've probably got plans, too! Like maybe someone asked you to watch that moment when rain turns to snow in the dead of night?

[Thinking] Suddenly, she's from the Shōwa era.

Actually, I don't have anything planned next week. [Confused] Dead of night?

[Thinking] You could go out with me, Miss Asahina!

[Turns to Yuki] Yuki?

Nothing.

Awesome!

[Thinking] Whoa!

Okay, then! It's settled! [Uncaps a marker and writes "SOS Brigade Christmas Party"] Since nobody has plans for next week, we're gonna throw an SOS Brigade Christmas party! As usual, if there are any objections, you can file them after the event and I promise I'll take them into consideration!

[Thinking] And, as usual, she's doing whatever she wants. She did ask everyone if they had plans, though. I guess she's making a little progress.