Leni, Dr. Petersen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Leni

Has anyone seen a half-naked, delirious man with the sniffles and a love of drama?

Oh, if it isn't the Loud kids, my favorite patients! You're the reason I was able to buy a pool and put in a water slide. [clears throat] Anyway, you must be here to see your dad.

Luna

So, he is here?

Yup. He showed up in his underwear, had a quick chat with a skeleton in my exam room, then fell asleep. [leads them to the exam room and see their father resting on the bed] I haven't seen him this exhausted since you kids all got the chicken pox at the same time.

Leni

Wow. I forgot about that.

Well, that was nothing compared to when you all got the stomach flu. [they all leave the exam room] You should've seen him running around with a bucket catching your vomit for 10 days straight! [walks off, shuddering, and the Loud siblings cringe]

Lori

We're literally the worst.

Luan

Yeah. After all Dad's done for us our whole lives, we couldn't even take care of him for one day.

[getting an idea] But the day's not over.