JLJuniper Lee and Monroe
Bigfoot! (walk away back to the campsite while she carries Roger)
S3Camping with the Radcliffes
Mom, this doesn't taste good.
Oh, honey, that's your freeze-dried camping meal. You just add water, and boom, you're chowing down.
It tastes like feet.
I didn't really like that store-bought instant food, so I made my own. (puts water on one tray and a huge turkey dinner appears from it) I just hope the stuffing isn't too dry.
Whoa. (starts to go over, Barbara stops him)
Man, I'll bet that turkey doesn't taste like feet.
I hope you'll save room for dessert. (puts water on another tray and a cake appears from it)
Stupid forest! Dumb nature stuff! Boring trees! I could be home, but, "Oh, let's go camping!" I hate this stupid, stupid-- (a shadow comes over him, he sees it's the sasquatch) AHHHHHHHH!!!!
And that's when I ran into a second burning building and saved everyone inside that building as well. It was quite a full day.
I just barely managed to get in 18 holes at the club and go hot air ballooning with the family. You know, I cant--
Dennis! Calm down, son! What in the world is wrong?
(starts breathing in and out) Deep breaths kiddo, be strong, and let's try and maintain bladder control.
Boy, I gotta tell ya, the whole mud bath thing is soothing, but it's murder on the swim trunks (shakes some mud off his swim trunks) It's like a landfill in here! I'm gonna whip 'em off. (screaming is heard as he is about to) Okay! I'll leave 'em on! Sheesh!
Lass! (He and Ray Ray see a footprint of the sasquatch)
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