So, uh, you want me to help me get bigger?
S2Making a Growth Potion
Exactly! Just once, I'd like someone to ask me, "How's the weather up there?", "Are you a basketball player?" or "Duck!"
I guess we can make you a growth potion (the tiny giant smiles as she leans and whispers to Monroe) Um, we can do that, right?
Aye, but it'd be no small task. (chuckles) Small task! (he and Juniper laugh again) I didn't even mean that one!
Oh, look how cute he walks away on his wee legs! Wee! (they laugh once more)
A smidgeon? How much is a smidgeon?
A bit less than a dash-- a tad more than a pinch.
(adds the dust root on the potion and sniffs it) Yuck! Ugh! It smells like somebody set buffalo poop on fire.
Aye, that's how you know it's working.
46, baby! (munches the grapes)
For pity's sake, get back! You're a walking health hazard!
(sees the growth potion) What's going on?
Growth potion.
(pushes him away from the growth potion) Get off! Remember last time you drank a potion? You burped for 9 hours straight.
(sighs) Best day of my life.
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