Look at my son! He's hideous! All pink and hairless and... (shudders) human!
S2A Plan to Turn the Monster Human Kids Back to Normal
MDMonster Dad
We have a family reunion coming up next week. I will not, I repeat, not take my daughter looking like this! UGH! With the dimples and the sassy hair... ugh!
Hey, hey, hey, my friends, over here. Listen, I can totally get my sister to fix your problem, right? But what are you guys gonna do for me, huh? Perhaps if you were willing to part with a little something milk chocolate or, let's say, n-nougat.
GWGus' Wife
This isn't some potion gone wrong, it's something worse.
CWCletus' Wife
Way worse.
Oh, that's enough mouth from you, young monster! You're in plenty of trouble as it is! He paid an agent demon to hex him into a human forever! Must have affected all our children! (the monster families gasp in shock) Oh, you betcha! I found this under his bag. (hands Juniper a card of said agent demon named Vikki Devyne)
Not another word outta you, mister! To think I sat on an egg and hatched you for nine months. To have you turn your back on our culture, our family!
ETEvan Thompson
Well... I mean... look a me now. I'm like, amazingly gorgeous and slime-free! I could totally be a model.
Okay, okay, I've heard enough. I'll go talk to the agent demon in the morning and see what I can do.
GWGus' Wife
Oh, you just knew it was gonna Catherine Thompson's kid who'd pull a stunt like this.
Calm down, sweetheart.
GWGus' Wife
Don't tell me to calm down, Gus! I... I've got a son that looks like Justin Timberlake!
S2Making Deals Through the Underworld
Listen, darling, you pull this kind of stunt one more time and I'll personally come down there, tear your innards inside out and wear your ribcage like a hat! You understand me?! Good! Now, I love you, too, Daddy. Tell Momma hi. You must be Juniper. What brings you here?
Uh, we've got a problem with the monster kids in Orchid Bay. It seems you, um, cut a deal with…
Oh, right, the Thompson boy. Nice kid. Didn't want to be a monster. I love to help people, I'm a real people person. It's really all about love. (speaks into her intercom headset) Bobby, where's my protein shake?! If it's not in here by the time I finish this sentence, you're fired! You're fired, fired! BRING ME MY SHAKE, AND NO BANANA!!!!
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