Are you making fun of me?
S2The Juniper Clone in the House
I am a wealth of knowledge. So glad to see you finally taking notice. Where would you like to start?
Well, I heard about this guy, Kordoth the...
Aye, Kordoth the Conqueror! Capital subject! Fetch me my "Encyclopedias of Magic" volumes 1 through 4. We are going to have some fun today! Ha ha!
If by wrong, you mean her can-do attitude, then you can color me wrong, too, mister! Ha ha!
JIJody Irwin clone
Eww! There's a lair of filth underneath the lair of dust!
OROphelia Ramírez clone
And her record collection bites. (takes out a record) It's all, like, folk music on vinyl! Hey, wait a minute. Norwegian Death Metal.
That is so weird. You guys are just like my friends.
Well, then, maybe you could let me out? 'Cause that's what friends do, right? They help each other out?
The Scepter of Amaron was ripped from Naranda and Kordoth's been banished ever since.
I took a course.
So, let's say you, um, hypothetically, you wanted to, uh, unbanish Kordoth.
Well, since he was banished by humans with magic powers, he'd have to be unbanished by the same folk, saying someone like yourself, and I reckon you need an altar plus some Stone of Garfook to kick the whole thing off.
You have, at least, three in your sock drawer.
(knocks over a jar) Oops! (the jar breaks, spilling white goo)
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