The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 quotes

Jody Irwin

Hi, Ophelia.

Leave it to the Roge clone.

(punches the Roger clone by the arm) Uh, actually, my mom said she'd drive us. Come on. (they turn to leave)

Is that the dog? (Juniper looks at them, surprised, then suspicious)

Ugh, forget this! (zaps Juniper unconscious as we fade to black) Morning, sleepyhead!

Juniper Lee

Oh... where am I?

Evil lair in the Underworld. This place rocks!

Demoness

Oh, I think they understand perfectly.

Demoness

I made some more. They're perfect likenesses, don't you think?

Juniper Lee

Clones? So you're creating some wicked army of evil children to do your bidding?

Demoness

Yes, look at me with my very own magically enhanced homosapien. They're so hard to find and just the ticket to release Kordoth from banishment. I just love being evil! (leaves with her hench-demon and the Juniper clone)

Juniper Lee

Oh, man, my hair looks worse from the back than I thought.

You have a good day? Learn something new? Meet some new friends?

Ray Ray Lee

What's the matter with you?

Oh, just being normal ol' me. Hang ten, brotha! (walks out as Ray Ray looks skeptically at her. She comes into the real Juniper's room with Monroe reading a magic book) Hiya, Monroe.