Who wants to dance with the Roger man? I'm a rage-aholic volcano, and I needs to burn off some lava! Ophelia, dance with me.
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Roger, one, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. And three, no.
June! June, hi! (waves at her)
Hey! Happy birthday, Jody! (Jody hugs her) Sorry we're late.
You're always late.
I know.
Oh, you brought Monroe! Hello!
Oh, somebody just kill me.
Look, everybody! Everybody, June brought her dog!
Hands off! All of yez, hands off for pity's sake! Do I look like some nauseating plush doll that vibrates with laughter when prodded?! For pity's sake!
Cackling harpies! You will treat me with the respect I deserve or I will take my leave of you! (Gets picked up by one of the girls)
GGirl
Ooh, he's such a tough little guy! (rubs Monroe's tummy) Look at Mister Tough Guy!
G2Girl 2
He's so cute! Ooh, he's a wittle killer!
G3Girl 3
Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
(barks) June, please strike me with a blunt object.
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