Why did you let them do that to your dog?
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(chuckles) Payback.
(confused) What?
CClown
Hey, kids! I'm Mr. Tipper! (honks both his horn and nose, laughing) Are you guys having a most super splendicious time-arino?
Your mother hired a clown?
It was the pony, a magician, or a clown.
Ah, the lesser of three evils.
(holds a balloon) Who wants a balloon animal?
That is so sad.
Hey, you think I want this gig? I have a master's degree from Yale. It's either this or putting up dry wall with my father-in-law.
Fair enough. I'll take a giraffe.
Can't do giraffes. How about a snake? (blows the balloon)
Whatever.
No wait, wait! Jennifer Shaprio blew milk out of her nose right onto Kenny Dwyer twice! That's... that's when Zach threw up!
(offscreen) Psst! June! Psst! June!
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