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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 1 quotes

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S1Epilogue: Doing June's Homework

We are the soldiers in the battle against evil, this is our duty. And the faster you write, the sooner we get out, which I hope is soon, I need to be walked.

Well, cheating on homework sometimes requires discussion, you harpy! We're on the case!

S1School Chorus/The Viking Ghosts of Takar

NNurse

Mr. Skarsgård, we've got to move some of your things into storage. It's a fire hazard.

SMr. Skarsgård

No, no, it's no fire hazard. (the nurse opens a closet and his stuff fall out and catch fire as the nurse glares at him) Okay, maybe a little.

AMAlphorn Man

Sorry, this is the only place they let me practice.

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