Ugh, that is just gross. I would like to go just one week without somebody stealing all the bodies out of a graveyard. (turns around and sees a zombie on a hill) Hey, you! Yeah, you, Zippy! Hold it right there! (the zombie gasps in shock) Ugh, Dawn of the Icky Dead. A zombie? Oh, man, I hate zombies. (the zombie retreats) Hey! I said, freeze!
S1The Awakening of Khomen-Ghetit
You're just making this worse on yourself, pal! (the zombie struggles to open a door but is cornered) Got ya now, Uncle Fester! (she pins the zombie down with the door broken down)
ZZombie
Let me go! I'm late for work! I gotta punch in!
Welcome, little lady, to Skeeter Khomen-Ghetit's Waffle & Rib Emporium!
You gotta be kidding.
No, ma'am. Come on in and take a gander at the finest eatery this bird will ever see! We're hotter than a tar roof in Georgia, that's hot!
Uh, little help?
ZEZombie Employee 2
Sorry, my bad.
ZEZombie Employee 3
Eh, don't worry about it.
But you can't use zombies.
They're an untapped workforce and cheap! (grabs one of his employees and rubs his head) No health or dental plan. They're dead and they ain't got no teeth.
Look, you're not getting it, Methuselah. I am the Te Xuan Ze, the law in these parts. And I am telling you, I will not let you do this!
S1Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium
AAnnouncer
Have you heard Orchid Bay's new dining sensation? Why, it's Uncle Skeeter's joint!
SSingers
♪If you're done a-hankering and you're hungry for some chow,
Come on down and get yourself the best chow around!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.