The Life and Times of Juniper Lee quotes

(in same accent) Well it's a paycheck.

That's right, darlings. Banishment schmanishment.(chuckles) You can't keep an old broad down forever. So kiss this world goodbye 'cause dinner is served, and you're it! (cackles, then coughs) Anyone have a hard candy?

Monroe

Auntie Roon.

Well, they don't. See, while you were gone, the worlds of magic and humans were separated. Nobody can see you.

Hello! Somebody could've told me earlier! I wouldn't have gotten all dolled-up. Besides, what's the point of wreaking evil havoc if nobody can see it?! I mean excuse me for living, but if I didn't wanted to be ignored after 400 years, I would've had children of my own!

Fish

(speaking Spanish) Heh. Si fueras mi madre, preferiría que me comieran al nacer. ("If you were my mother, I would have rather been eaten at birth.")

Breaking the code is strictly forbidden!

Absolutely, fräulein. Knock yourself out.

Am I right, or am I right? Much better when they can see you. Listen up, you little brats! For reasons beyond my control at the time, you missed my big evil entrance... thing. And I'm getting too old to repeat myself, ya hear? But here's the condensed version: the party's over, you'll never see your friends and family again! (pause) Oh yeah, and there's no escape.

Like I said, no escape! (to one half of her henchmen) Round up the food, I mean kids. (to the other half of her henchmen) And you, you big slices of heaven on toast, prepare the portal. (Cut to the roof where Juniper observes her) These meals are to go.

Juniper Lee

I thought that freak was banished! How'd she get out?

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa! Flying monkeys! Coo--! (Monroe grabs him by the shirt and hide behind a kiddie ride)

Hya! (kicking her fish's gills)

Fish

¡Deja de patearme las branquias! Respiro fuera de allí. ("Stop kicking my gills! I breathe out of there.")

And we need to place these stones, setting up the nexus that will open the portal and suck those brats into oblivion.