MBMale Barista
Okay, is that caff, half-caff or non-caff?
S1The Viking Ghost-Possessed Children Wreak Havoc
FBFemale Barista
(to the viking ghost-possessed Roger) Can I interest in a soy non-fat Americcino latte?
VGViking Ghost (Roger Radcliffe)
I'll drink mead from the Skull of the Vanquished!
FBFemale Barista
Okay, your name?
Welcome, all ye, to the Valley Viking Casino and Grill. Come and try your luck on the lossest slots this side of Valhalla. Sample the best seat for-- (gets grabbed by the viking ghost-possessed children as they get on board)
GGuy
Hit me.
S1Sailing to Takar Island
They stole a boat! Too aweomse! Let's swim after 'em!
Do you want to smell wet dog for the rest of the day?
We need transportation.
I'm the king of the world! Whoooo! (to a bearded guy on a rowboat) Ahoy, matey!
BGBearded Guy
Ahoy yourself. (rows away)
You couldn't have picked something faster?
This was the only thing I could find? What, do you have a better idea how to catch them?
Mr. Scott, you have the bridge.
(to a group of tourists) Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? Thank you for choosing... (sees a sign that reads "Uncle Cappy's Island Tours") ...Uncle Cappy's Island Tours! I'm, uh, Uncle Cappy, and today is... uh, very special, because we are going to be reinacting the Battle of Orchid Bay!
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