If you're a zombie, then I'm a prom queen, and we both know it's been a long time since prom. (kicks his door open while carrying Ray Ray, catching Monroe in his office with the Orb of Rafook) Not so fast, puppy dog! (grabs Monroe and places him and Ray Ray on chairs) Little fellers, why are y'all messing with my nutritious lard-fried barbecue at reasonable prices at a family-friendly enviornment?
S1Sneaking Into the Restaurant
"Family-friendly"? There's dead people serving them!
Well, pardon us for not living! I am sorry we do not meet up to your very high standards, Your Majesty! Besides, puppy dog, these zombified folks, cheap as they come. They don't eat, sleep, need new clothes. Daddy is making bank with very little overhead, and I'll tell ya... (notices Ray Ray is gone) Say, where'd that little feller go?
S1Defeating Skeeter
Hey, brothers and sisters, cast off your egg yokes of oppression!
Free yourselves form the bad work-related stuff! (puts the sign down) Hey, this mummy dude is like… he's like Darth Vader with his whole breathing heavy and strangling guys with the mind control, but you kids are the Stormtroopers! Yeah, the cats who do the real work! But even Stormtroopers get coffee breaks! Come on, don't you wanna stick it to the man?! Stick it to the man, baby!
ZEZombie Employee 1
I do! I do want to… stick it to the man!
ZEZombie Employee 2
I'd like to haunt my relatives!
ZEZombie Employee 3
Yeah! I don't eat lunch, but I'd sure like the hour to, uh, I don't know, read the paper!
ZEZombie Employee 4
I'd visit a dairy and see how milk is processed!
Oh, rub-a-dud! You agitate my zombies into uniontazating. Nothing doin', it's time to triple the work force! (lifts up the Orb of Rafook) Alright, worm food, on your feet and man the slop bucket! (uses the orb to hypnotize the zombies)
YEE-HA-HA-HAW! It's a dead man's party!
Alright, my Kentucky-fried King Tut, no more Mr. Nice Monroe! (steps on a circle object that activates a laser to show Juniper's location)
(sighs) I'm so glad you're pleased.
What's that?
That's my dog, and he's showing us the way out. Ya ready to go bubba?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.