Hey, brothers and sisters, cast off your egg yokes of oppression!
“Defeating Skeeter” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (9), Ray Ray Lee (4), Skeeter (4), Zombie Employee (4), Monroe (2), Marcus Conner (2), Cult Leader (2)
Free yourselves form the bad work-related stuff! (puts the sign down) Hey, this mummy dude is like… he's like Darth Vader with his whole breathing heavy and strangling guys with the mind control, but you kids are the Stormtroopers! Yeah, the cats who do the real work! But even Stormtroopers get coffee breaks! Come on, don't you wanna stick it to the man?! Stick it to the man, baby!
ZEZombie Employee 1
I do! I do want to… stick it to the man!
ZEZombie Employee 2
I'd like to haunt my relatives!
ZEZombie Employee 3
Yeah! I don't eat lunch, but I'd sure like the hour to, uh, I don't know, read the paper!
ZEZombie Employee 4
I'd visit a dairy and see how milk is processed!
Oh, rub-a-dud! You agitate my zombies into uniontazating. Nothing doin', it's time to triple the work force! (lifts up the Orb of Rafook) Alright, worm food, on your feet and man the slop bucket! (uses the orb to hypnotize the zombies)
YEE-HA-HA-HAW! It's a dead man's party!
Alright, my Kentucky-fried King Tut, no more Mr. Nice Monroe! (steps on a circle object that activates a laser to show Juniper's location)
(sighs) I'm so glad you're pleased.
What's that?
That's my dog, and he's showing us the way out. Ya ready to go bubba?
Sure!
Good. 'Cause it's go-time.
Welcome aboard! Come in in! Say! Hey, Chester! Looking good! You know, wanted to see sorta way! (laughs) Make yourself comfortable. (The ground vibrates, due to Juniper's punching) Tarnation!
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