Ah, Juniper Lee, the Te Xuan Ze, great protector of Orchid Bay City, hmm. Look at you in your petty existence. While you rest in your warm room of ignorance, I am devising a plan that will unleash a thousand furies upon the land! Soon, every man, woman and child will feel my wrath, and all will bow, BOW before the great and powerful-- (gets a rock thrown at him and falls unconsciously)
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