Well, when you live in the woods, it's the only one way you could find your way around. (Jody gets confused)
S3The Sleepover
Luckily, none of us live in the woods. (laughs nervously and points to the sky) Hey! Is that the comet?
(checks through the telescope) Yes! Wait, maybe not. No, I think it's a firefly. Yeah, and a bat just ate it. Maybe it's just to cloudy to see the comet. I can check the weather again...
(pops in, showing his leopard print hair to the girls) So, ladies, how's the Roge man lookin'? Top side! Is it livin' up to the usual Rogeness standards of hotness? (turns around to the back of his hair that says "Monkey Boy" shaved on it)
(comes in) Right on the money, Roger. Okay, who's next? Lila, how about I give that coif of yours a few highlights? Nothing fancy, we'll start small...
I know you're nervous, but you might wanna make a little effort to--
The comet? Did I miss it? (checks through the telescope) No, it's just another firefly. And a bat ate it.
Oh, yeah. Uh, just gotta check out a thing. We're definitely not going to investigate a magic fireball that just crashed into the woods. (gives Juniper a thumbs up)
Okay, hurry back! You don't wanna... Oh! (checks through the telescope) Firefly, bat. Those little guys just don't stand a chance. (Juniper and Lila run off)
S3Arrival of a Purple Creature
Oh, no, I've read about these. I think it's an I.T.O., an Interdimensional Traveling Orb, a magic ship that can pass between realms.
No, I don't mean he smells bad, I mean smells bad, up-to-no-darn-good bad. Trust me, June, first rule of living in the forest, bad smell equals bad news.
Well, we're not living in the forest.
Yeah, I guess that's a good point. Maybe I should, uh, maybe I should stay out here in the forest. (takes off her sandals)
No, no. (unties her ponytail) Your friends don't like me. They're never gonna like me. (jumps out of the crater) I'm no good at being a normal girl, I don't know anything about normal girl things.
Lila, chill! Come on, you can't just give up. Just because you're different doesn't mean you can't have a normal life, or mostly a normal one. Look, I fight giant monsters and talk to my dog, a dog who talks back, by the way. And I go to school, and I have friends. I am a normal kid. You will be, too. (Lila smiles at her) Now, put your shoes back on and fix your hair. We're going back to Jody's, you are going to have a good time, and then we're gonna... (picks up the purple creature that coos) Aww, and then we can find out more about this cute wittle fella.
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