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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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S3The Search for Charlie Paulsen

Oh, it's not really a big deal. I'm a sasquatch. We live in the woods, we've got good noses.

Well, no, I wouldn't call them magical. I'm not a human being, I'm just, you know, a big dumb animal, and all us animals can see magic.

Oh, Lila, don't be silly. From what I've seen, you're anything but dumb. Actually, you seem to be the smartest sasquatch there is.

Oh, well, thanks. I try to get smarter. It's hard when you know no one in the entire village can remember anything, or read, or wash, or dress themselves without help. You ever dress 400 Bigfoots who haven't taken a bath since spring? Real picnic. But I know a little bit about the outside world, because sometimes, sometimes, I leave the village and sneak into... What do you call them? Moonies?

Well, after we get my folks, if you want, we could take you to a movie. You could see the whole thing.

(gasps) Oh. No, it's not safe. (they continue walking) If I ever tried to run away, I'd just be captured and holed up in a science lab or shacked up in a zoo next to the panda cages for the rest of my life. No, I belong in the forest. (continues walking)

She's not a Wookie, she's a sasquatch. And she might be all depressed and hairy and junk, but she's still pretty okay.

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