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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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S3Rescuing the Families/The Bigfoot Village

Oh, my. Many years ago, there was a freeway that ran through here, but it was completely washed out in a battle of the fire-breathing lava giants. They must have moved in. Rather anticlimactic, I'd say.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. See, I've got to see a man about a horse. Do you see anybody around here with a horse? Or maybe selling eggplants? It might be eggplants. (leaves)

Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not from around here, but can we speak to someone in charge? Have you got a tribal leader, or a chief or something?

Oh, jeez, see, Richie, Richie, Richie, uh, jeez, I don't think so. I'm not even sure we have anyone named Richie around here. (Ray Ray points to a hut with a crudely spelled sign that says "Cheif Richie") Oh, right! Cheif Richie! Yeah, come on!

S3Meeting Lila

(knocking on Richie's door) Um, Richie, we got some people out here with chief business.

What sign? (they point to the crudely spelled sign on his hut) Wow! Holy mackerel, I'm the chief? When did this happen?

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