This is not one of my job requirements!
S2Meanwhile at Jasmine's House
The TV's in the den.
Oh, Michael, it's my pleasure. Say, you haven't seen anything... oh, I don't know, monstrous lately?
Monstrous? Heck no, but my office just picked up this new accountant that can scare the beans out of you. (laughs)
(dryly) Ha! It's very funny. Okay, go! Have fun! (Michael and Barbara leave) The babies are safe with their Ah-Mah.
GGit
Oh, I'm telling ya, I had her on the ropes and she was drowning like a sea rat. I was all over the Te Xuan Ze like a...
DDolt
A stink on a monkey?
GGit
Oh, exactly. She got lucky, she did. Cheating's more like it.
DDolt
I've seen it meself. The old bird's slipping. Slipping like a...
GGit
A grease rhino on a flagpole!
DDolt
Topper right. But she won't be lucky one of these days, and that's when blokes like us will be there to pounce.
DDolt
Zit on a pig's rump.
GGit
Well said.
Not if we get to them first.
GGit
Blimey! The Scepter of Elucidation!
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