(in Russian accent) The name is Gigi. Not bad for 300 years old, don't you think?
“Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur” · Season 2
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (5), Gigi (4), Zookeeper (4), Giraffe (3), Nigel (2), Orangutan 2 (1)
Oh, I need to keep a low profile, darling. I've got more ex-husbands than Snow White has dwarfs.
Oh, gee. Sounds like a sad story, but it'll be even sadder when I go all crazy monkey on your butt!
Ah-ah. Mmm-mm-mmm. I hate to nitpick, darling, but you're a lemur. And while still a member of the primate family, not a monkey.
(laughs) Love the optimism, but let's be very clear about something, huh? You're never getting out of here. Ever. Now, this has all been quite amusing, but I've got shopping to do. There's a new outlet mall a few miles from here, and it's calling my name. So behave, have a good time, the emergency numbers are on the fridge. I'm kidding, there's no fridge, no numbers, you can't call nobody, you are trapped! Ciao! (leaves, but comes back in) AND STOP PLAYING THAT HARMONICA!!!
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