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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

“Defeating Skeeter” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Defeating Skeeter” · Season 1

In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (9), Ray Ray Lee (4), Skeeter (4), Zombie Employee (4), Monroe (2), Marcus Conner (2), Cult Leader (2)

All right! I have fought a small army of hillbilly demons, punched my way through 200 feet of concrete and I lost my favorite pair of earings! Now, where are you, bandage boy? I'm hankerin' for some hurtin'!

I'll be back! All you horse thieves just wait for the grand re-opening of Skeeter Khomen-Ghetit's Waffle & Barbe-- (disintegrates into dust)

(sighs) So, now I've got to get all these zombies back to their graves, call Marcus and hope that he doesn't hate me, and finish my report.

(eating waffles) I gotta tell you, (chomps) the mummy may have raised a million zombies and tried to take over the world but (chomps again) he makes a mean waffle. Try some, they totally rock.

This is amazing! Khomen-Ghetit was one of the chief investors of an a proposed aqueduct system in Egypt?

This stuff is so cool. Where did you get all this info on the mummy? I couldn't find anything like this at the library.

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