Why do you have to go?
“Leaving the Party” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (13), Jasmine Lee (9), Ray Ray Lee (3), Monroe (2)
Because my life is stupid and leprechauns are dorks.
Uh-huh. Can you be a little more specific?
No. Now, you and Monroe stay put.
(while wearing a woman's skirt and sun hat) Don't leave me here! They're breaking out the baby clothes!
Stay put. I gotta go to grandma's. (She leaves)
Nice skirt.
It makes my thighs look huge.
Ah-Mah! Grandma! Grandma? Ah-Mah, it's me, Juniper.
(offscreen) I'm right in here, June! (We see her setting up a fake moose head as Juniper enters) Hey, guess what I bought off a furbacked mountain goblin?
Another fake moose head? (sees all of the fake moose heads Jasmine owns)
Sure is. Listen, well, I know that I'm the great protector, the keeper of harmony of this moral plane and stuff
(as she goes to her teapot) As I was before you, and my father before me.
JLJasmine Lee and Juniper Lee
And six generations back.
Yeah, yeah yeah, right. Well, you see, I was sort of at Jody's birthday, and this leprechaun dude showed up, and my bracelet beeped, and... so I will... I have to go...
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.