No wait, wait! Jennifer Shaprio blew milk out of her nose right onto Kenny Dwyer twice! That's... that's when Zach threw up!
“A Leprechaun's Request” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (9), Jeff (7), Leprechaun (4), Jody Irwin (1)
(offscreen) Psst! June! Psst! June!
Oh, man.
June! Hey, excuse me. Uh, hey, June! (walking through the crowd of kids, making them bump into another) Pardon me, pardon me.
(sighs) Oh, brother.
The Junerator, J-Girl, protector of us all! 'Sup?
Well, I am Jeff of Halihan Clan, and I'm a leprechaun.
You're a leprechaun? Aren't you a little tall?
JJeff
Oh, yeah. Well, maybe you were expecting one of those "kissing the Blarney Stones", "you-must-be-after-me-pot-of-gold!" half pints like on cereal boxes and stuff, right? No sale. We're all sort of big. Ooh, I had an uncle who played for the Celtics.
Yeah, you must be very proud. Look, I'm kind of busy here. This is my best friend's birthday party.
JJeff
Oh, yeah. (shouting to the kids) Hey, little dudes making with the celebrating thing!
They can't see you.
(laughs nervously; singing) From my love? Baby, what do you want from my heart there, darling? (laughs nervously)
You know, I would like to go to a party, just once, where everyone doesn't think I'm clinically insane.
JJeff
Dude, tell me about it. Alright, anyhoo, see, my chief, he sent me to get you. And we was all, you know, making with our leprechaun thing, you know, hanging, granting wishes, making beads to sell before show. You know, stuff. And then, we all kinda accidental-like we, uh... (takes off his glasses) We let loose the Racatan. (puts his glasses back on)
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