Pike quotes from The Legend of Vox Machina

Pike

(blessing a house) May the Everlight shine upon your home. Everything will be... tip-top. Okay, I'm sure you'll survive these trying times so... good luck?

Pike

May your weapons strike with the divine virtue of the Everlight. Now, go crush some fucking heads!!

Pike

(to Keyleth; voice) You're their light now. Keep them out of darkness.

Vax'ildan

If we survive this. I owe you dinner.

You owe more than that, my handsome half-elf.

Pike

All right, you two, foreplay's over. We should probably find our friends.

Scanlan

Uh. it's says Pyramid, Spirits of the De,ad and right here in tiny letters, it says (flips off Vax) ah-fuck you, Vax.

Vax'ildan

Oh, lovely. Care to translate this? (returns a double middle finger)

Pike

CAN YOU TWO STOP?

Pike

(greeting Allura) Allura fucking Vysoren!

Not my middle name, but I'm pleased to see you as well.