Vax'ildan quotes from The Legend of Vox Machina

Vax'ildan

I know we have a lot to talk about, but I'm not turning into a vampire, am I? (Vex nods towards Vax's reflection) I withdraw the question.

Vax'ildan

Dagger, dagger, dagger... wooden stake.

Vax'ildan

It's not a door. It's a thing of evil.

Vax'ildan

(to Keyleth) Hey. You... you know I'm in love with you, right?

Vax'ildan

(to Keyleth) Uh... I, uh... um... I'm going to walk away.

Vax'ildan

(to the Matron of Ravens, while plummeting from the flying Umbrasyl) I'm in your hands, and I am no longer afraid.

Vax'ildan

If we survive this. I owe you dinner.

You owe more than that, my handsome half-elf.

Pike

All right, you two, foreplay's over. We should probably find our friends.

Scanlan

Uh. it's says Pyramid, Spirits of the De,ad and right here in tiny letters, it says (flips off Vax) ah-fuck you, Vax.

Vax'ildan

Oh, lovely. Care to translate this? (returns a double middle finger)

Pike

CAN YOU TWO STOP?

Vax'ildan

Pike is going to be fine.

Grog

I know that. She's stronger than all of us. I'm more worried about us without her.

Vax'ildan

Me too, Grog.

Vex'ahlia

I keep thinking about when we left Syngorn.

Vax'ildan

Hmm. Yeah? Screw that place. And Father. Whole thing nearly broke us.

Vex'ahlia

Nearly. But it didn't. Because we stuck together. (as they watch Keyleth) We didn't let ourselves get distracted by pretty things. Careful, brother. Those vines have thorns.

Vax'ildan

You're imagining things, Stubby. No one will ever come between us. You know, sometimes courage is knowing there could be trouble and taking the chance anyway.

Vex'ahlia

So is stupidity.

Vax'ildan

Oh my... (throws the book to Vex)

Vex'ahlia

(notices a drawing of her with big bosoms)

Unless you like it.

Vex'ahlia

(notices Keyleth bondage drawing and Percy with 3 penises with his companion's heads) The likenesses aren't bad.

Percy

Why do I have three peni?

Art is subjective.

Vax'ildan

The Matron of Ravens. She's in my head, calling. So I thought I'd try answering.

We'll come with you. I put you in this place.

No one put me here, and I need to find these answers on my own.

Do not go far from me.

Champion. Vax'ildan. You've come at last.

Vax'ildan

My sister lives. That debt will be paid. What do you want? My life? My soul? Or am I to be your puppet?

The Threads of Fate are not puppet strings. They connect life to destiny. You are fate-touched, able to see and bend the threads around you.