Grog quotes from The Legend of Vox Machina

Grog

Percy, I say you just walk over to the Briarwoods, say "hello" to break the ice, then punch them in the face. See what happens.

Grog

Good thing these titties were here. (sees the party looking at him) What?

Grog

Hitting hard and being big don't make you strong. It's standing up for the little folk. That's what makes me different from them.

Grog

(to Kevdak) You think history will remember you? I'm told a dragon made the mighty Kevdak, wielder of the Titanstone Knuckles, bend the knee. So tell me, Uncle, do you still have your shriveled nutsack, or did you give that to the dragon, too?

(last words) I will sunder your bones!

Vex'ahlia

Look who's nice and low.

Grog

(sneers) I would like to... (roaring) RAGE!!!!! (rushes towards Brimscythe and slices his head in half with a blow from his axe, killing the dragon) (groans) Is he dead?

Keyleth

(chuckles softly) We did that! We did that, right?

Percy

It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits.

Vax'ildan

Pike is going to be fine.

Grog

I know that. She's stronger than all of us. I'm more worried about us without her.

Vax'ildan

Me too, Grog.

Grog

For the ale!

Scanlan

"Scanlan the Revolutionary" has a nice ring to it. Ooh! I could get a beret!

(after pinning Grog to the ground and mercilessly beating him) What made you think you could best me?

Grog

(weakly) F-friends...

(glares and raises his fist) What was that?

Grog

My strength... comes from my friends.

Well too bad, Grog. They couldn't save you.

Grog

Yeah, but the thing is (spits out some blood) I got more. Vox Machina... FUCK! SHIT! UP!

At dawn, we shall whet our blades against the hide of a dragon!

Percy

Uh, we might need a little more time than that. My contraptions tend to have a lot of gears and moving bits...

Grog

And there's the drinking. We need more time for drinking.

At noon, we shall whet our blades!

Grog

At dawn, we plan!