Vex'ahlia quotes from The Legend of Vox Machina

Vex'ahlia

(to Percy) I know you're in there. Darling, take off the mask.

(last words) I will sunder your bones!

Vex'ahlia

Look who's nice and low.

Grog

(sneers) I would like to... (roaring) RAGE!!!!! (rushes towards Brimscythe and slices his head in half with a blow from his axe, killing the dragon) (groans) Is he dead?

Keyleth

(chuckles softly) We did that! We did that, right?

Percy

It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits.

Vex'ahlia

Come on Percy, faster! H'yaa!

This thing was not built for speed - and did you just "h'yaa" me?!

Vex'ahlia

I keep thinking about when we left Syngorn.

Vax'ildan

Hmm. Yeah? Screw that place. And Father. Whole thing nearly broke us.

Vex'ahlia

Nearly. But it didn't. Because we stuck together. (as they watch Keyleth) We didn't let ourselves get distracted by pretty things. Careful, brother. Those vines have thorns.

Vax'ildan

You're imagining things, Stubby. No one will ever come between us. You know, sometimes courage is knowing there could be trouble and taking the chance anyway.

Vex'ahlia

So is stupidity.

Vex'ahlia

Zahra, darling! Still sharpening your horns, I see.

(pulling the feather from Vex's hair) Yes, and you're still sticking dead things in your hair. [...] You're not as charming as you think, Vex'ahlia. You never were.

Vax'ildan

Oh my... (throws the book to Vex)

Vex'ahlia

(notices a drawing of her with big bosoms)

Unless you like it.

Vex'ahlia

(notices Keyleth bondage drawing and Percy with 3 penises with his companion's heads) The likenesses aren't bad.

Percy

Why do I have three peni?

Art is subjective.

I can fix you. Make you whole again. And all I need from you... is your heart.

Vex'ahlia

My heart is someone else's.