The Larry Sanders Show · Season 1, Episode 10
“Party” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jeannie (3), Larry Sanders (2), Jerry (2), Phil (2), Hank Kingsley (1)
[on Larry hosting the show with his jokes] He fucked it up! The joke doesn't work unless he ends with the words 'adjustable beds'.
His timing really sucks tonight.
He's off.
[Jeannie and Arthur enter the room]
And running in what looks like a wonderful show.
Hi, Mrs. Sanders.
Hi.
Hi, very funny monologue tonight.
He's on. This is as on as I've seen him in a long time. [muttering] Very strong stuff.
[Hank tells about the origins of his catchphrase] No, no, you see when I was a kid, I used to say "Hey". And then later, I said "Now". But I never put it together until much later...
Are you taking about "Hey now"?
Yes.
Because I have always wondered about that. Which writer came up with "Hey now"?
Hank did.
It's brilliant. Really. Have you ever thought about changing it?
No.
Just listen to this. Okay? Instead of saying "Hey now!", you would say "Come here!"
[awkward silence from the group]
Try, just give it a try.
"Come here!"
It's wonderful, it's wonderful!
It's good, I like it.
That's what you can use when the show goes off the air.
What do you... what show... what show goes off the air?
Larry is always talking about moving to Montana, leaving the business...
[to Larry who just stopped by] The show's going off the air?
...building or something up there.
She's kiddin'. She's kiddin'.
No.
Is something wrong?
Yes. You're telling people all about our lives.
What are you talking about?
About dry-humping, about Aspen, about moving to Montana.
You're spying on me?
I was standing near by.
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