A character in The Larry Sanders Show
Played by Megan Gallagher
The Larry Sanders Show · 38 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Larry Sanders Show: in 5 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry Sanders (3), Jerry (2), Phil (2)
Jeannie[after Larry considers going through with the spider stunt on his show] Let me get this straight. You're willing to confront your fears if it's in front of 20 million people and for a laugh? So, can we start a family if I have a baby at The Greek Theater?
I sound like an asshole, don't I?
JeannieNo, honey you don't sound like an asshole. Your feelings are hurt.
My feelings are hurt, honey... and by a man.
[on Larry hosting the show with his jokes] He fucked it up! The joke doesn't work unless he ends with the words 'adjustable beds'.
His timing really sucks tonight.
He's off.
[Jeannie and Arthur enter the room]
And running in what looks like a wonderful show.
Hi, Mrs. Sanders.
JeannieHi.
Hi, very funny monologue tonight.
He's on. This is as on as I've seen him in a long time. [muttering] Very strong stuff.
[Hank tells about the origins of his catchphrase] No, no, you see when I was a kid, I used to say "Hey". And then later, I said "Now". But I never put it together until much later...
JeannieAre you taking about "Hey now"?
Yes.
JeannieBecause I have always wondered about that. Which writer came up with "Hey now"?
Hank did.
JeannieIt's brilliant. Really. Have you ever thought about changing it?
No.
JeannieJust listen to this. Okay? Instead of saying "Hey now!", you would say "Come here!"
[awkward silence from the group]
JeannieTry, just give it a try.
"Come here!"
JeannieIt's wonderful, it's wonderful!
It's good, I like it.
JeannieThat's what you can use when the show goes off the air.
What do you... what show... what show goes off the air?
JeannieLarry is always talking about moving to Montana, leaving the business...
[to Larry who just stopped by] The show's going off the air?
Jeannie...building or something up there.
She's kiddin'. She's kiddin'.
JeannieNo.
JeannieIs something wrong?
Yes. You're telling people all about our lives.
JeannieWhat are you talking about?
About dry-humping, about Aspen, about moving to Montana.
JeannieYou're spying on me?
I was standing near by.
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