The Hills Season 3 quotes

I just could never understand hating someone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.

I’m totally focused on my real friendships right now and like you’re a very important person to me. I’m just really glad that I’m here and we’re talking.

I’m glad that you’re part of my fresh start. I’m glad that you’re here to really be a part of this because you mean so much to me.

Did you invite Lauren?

I did. I just wish she were here to see how much fun this is.

Heidi knows exactly what she did. She acted stupid like ‘What did I do? Why did she get so mad at me?’ We’ve heard all the s*** you guys have been talking about Lauren. You know what you did. Go talk to her.

You’re brainwashed, that’s why.

Ooo, master, what should I order for lunch. No, I just don’t even know what her problem is. And Audria, oh my God, this is between me and Lauren, you can go back to whatever you were doing lil lady. *** We still need get all the stuff for the apartment and start really moving in. Maybe I’ll pick out some paint colors for the walls.

Whatever.

Like a light yellow.

Light yellow? EHHHH!

I definitely want you to be my best man.

Best man? For what?

Dude, I’m probably going to pop the question tomorrow at my beach house.

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? (pause) You can’t even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.

That’s ‘cuse it’s not getting married, it’s getting engaged. The st step to marriage.

Homey, you’ve been dating Heidi for one year. Why don’t you wait at least two or three or four or five

But I mean this has been the best year of my entire life

Just because all of a sudden you get into a relationship where it’s great, that doesn’t mean you need to get married.

Not great. Flawlessly perfect.

Okay, okay but do you know what I mean?

I can totally…

Get your hopes up

It’s not about hopes, I would go marry her in f****** Vegas right now.

You don’t have to get married right now Spencer, you’re 23 years old.

Turning 24 player.

Oh but it’s like homey, get married at like 30, 35, it’s like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?

By the way, did you bring your credit card, I think I’m going need to borrow that, $100, 000.

You ain’t using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. I’m not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.

I mean all I can tell you is that my whole life I never, never thought I was going to be the kind of person that wanted to get so serious with a girl ever ‘cuz I was like oh I’ll get married when I’m 50. And it’s like at the end of the day, I just love spending every second with Heidi so..

What an angel.

So Spencer, it seems to me that Lauren saw it has Heidi being taken away from her. Why does it have to be an either or?

Cuz it’s literally like a stubborn immature selfish little girl who’s like ‘I want Heidi to myself. You don’t share her.’ It’s like literally like that, that’s what it’s about.

Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?

Him and Heidi, I guess they’re just inseparable and that’s all he needs right now. That’s what I feel like. So, now me and Frankie have started dating.

You know what happened, Brody was saying things about Lauren. So then, he starts hanging out with her. And Spencer’s like ‘You know what, Dude, where’s your loyalty?’ It’s like do you know who spread all these rumors? It’s Brody Jenner. And it’s like she’s hanging out with Brody Jenner as her new friend?

You know what she said to me when we were fighting. She’s like ‘You know that I don’t want to be friends with you right now, you know that we need our space right now’ and I was like ‘yea’ but she’s like ‘But if you ever needed me, really needed me at 2 a.m. in the morning, crying, you know I’d be there in a second.’

And for once, my career and my personal were under control. Why is it that just when you get things together, you hear from the one person who could pull it all apart?” ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 6

Don’t you hate that? Like bads guys, you’re like I just want to get over you, I just want you out of my life. And as soon as you stop thinking about them, they’ll send you a text message or they’ll call you ‘cause they know you just stopped think about them. It’s like a radar

Well now that thrift stores are $50, $60 bucks for shirts. I was in one the other day in Melrose, it’s vintage, $70 bucks, I was like I have nine shirts at home that were all 40 cents. Now vintage is like more trendy, that’s why they can mark it up, you know what I’m saying? Isn’t it weird that I can buy a shirt for 40 cents and then a year later I can probably find the same shirt it’s going to be $40?