Heidi quotes from The Hills

And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.

You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.

You know what happened, Brody was saying things about Lauren. So then, he starts hanging out with her. And Spencer’s like ‘You know what, Dude, where’s your loyalty?’ It’s like do you know who spread all these rumors? It’s Brody Jenner. And it’s like she’s hanging out with Brody Jenner as her new friend?

And now me who was there for her through all of that hell is the one she won’t talk to. Because of you. I mean its just baffling, it’s like are you kidding me?

Ugh, you’ll never guess who I ran into? I went to dinner at Ketchup and guess who was there two tables away from us? Lauren and Jason. So, first of all, we walk and they’re sitting there. I just can’t believe she’s talking to her crazy abusive ex-boyfriend who went to rehab and jail and she can’t forgive me? It’s like is she out of her mind? So we try to send them over drinks to be like let’s feel out the water ya know, so they send them back, so we’re like, okay.

How was your first day? (of work)

Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.

You’ve got to give it more than one day.

Okay, in all seriousness. You’re pretty much the most amazing human I’ve met in my whole life. And it’s so real and every single day I’m with you, I’m really happy everyday and it’s so real that eveytime I wake up next to you I’m just like ‘Ah, you’re there, yea You’re still there.’ I want to spend the rest of my life with you so I got this for you.

I love you.

I love you more, I really do.

I don’t think so.

I don’t even know what hand a wedding ring goes on.

I don’t know I just I love you more than anything. When people told me don’t be with him, I was like you obviously don’t know him because he’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met in my life. I never had a relatinoship like this; it’s so fun, it’s so everything and you’re always there and I know for my whole life that you’ll always be there. And I know that you’re the most loyal, amazing, loving everything person and I love you more than anything in the whole world.

How do you get rid of hiccups?

Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.

Is that possible?

My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.

Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.

I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.

She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.

I did.

I’m totally focused on my real friendships right now and like you’re a very important person to me. I’m just really glad that I’m here and we’re talking.

I’m glad that you’re part of my fresh start. I’m glad that you’re here to really be a part of this because you mean so much to me.

Did you invite Lauren?

I did. I just wish she were here to see how much fun this is.

You’re brainwashed, that’s why.

Ooo, master, what should I order for lunch. No, I just don’t even know what her problem is. And Audria, oh my God, this is between me and Lauren, you can go back to whatever you were doing lil lady. *** We still need get all the stuff for the apartment and start really moving in. Maybe I’ll pick out some paint colors for the walls.

Whatever.

Like a light yellow.

Light yellow? EHHHH!

How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?

I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.