Spencer, Brody Jenner and others in “Big Girls Don't Cry”

I definitely want you to be my best man.

Best man? For what?

Dude, I’m probably going to pop the question tomorrow at my beach house.

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? (pause) You can’t even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.

That’s ‘cuse it’s not getting married, it’s getting engaged. The st step to marriage.

Homey, you’ve been dating Heidi for one year. Why don’t you wait at least two or three or four or five

But I mean this has been the best year of my entire life

Just because all of a sudden you get into a relationship where it’s great, that doesn’t mean you need to get married.

Not great. Flawlessly perfect.

Okay, okay but do you know what I mean?

I can totally…

Get your hopes up

It’s not about hopes, I would go marry her in f****** Vegas right now.

You don’t have to get married right now Spencer, you’re 23 years old.

Turning 24 player.

Oh but it’s like homey, get married at like 30, 35, it’s like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?

By the way, did you bring your credit card, I think I’m going need to borrow that, $100, 000.

You ain’t using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. I’m not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.