Lauren quotes from The Hills

(singing) Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.

It sounds kind of golf.

Just make the best of it.

Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.

Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.

I just could never understand hating someone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.

Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?

And for once, my career and my personal were under control. Why is it that just when you get things together, you hear from the one person who could pull it all apart?” ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 6

Don’t you hate that? Like bads guys, you’re like I just want to get over you, I just want you out of my life. And as soon as you stop thinking about them, they’ll send you a text message or they’ll call you ‘cause they know you just stopped think about them. It’s like a radar

I think you just want to be with him when he’s the good Justin. But he can’t always be the good Justin. And you can’t just like half of who a person is.

How was your first day? (of work)

Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.

You’ve got to give it more than one day.

How do you get rid of hiccups?

Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.

Is that possible?

My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.

Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.

I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.

She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.

I did.

Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?

No!

And there were only 300 of those.