Spencer quotes from The Hills

I mean all I can tell you is that my whole life I never, never thought I was going to be the kind of person that wanted to get so serious with a girl ever ‘cuz I was like oh I’ll get married when I’m 50. And it’s like at the end of the day, I just love spending every second with Heidi so..

Okay, in all seriousness. You’re pretty much the most amazing human I’ve met in my whole life. And it’s so real and every single day I’m with you, I’m really happy everyday and it’s so real that eveytime I wake up next to you I’m just like ‘Ah, you’re there, yea You’re still there.’ I want to spend the rest of my life with you so I got this for you.

I love you.

I love you more, I really do.

I don’t think so.

I don’t even know what hand a wedding ring goes on.

I don’t know I just I love you more than anything. When people told me don’t be with him, I was like you obviously don’t know him because he’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met in my life. I never had a relatinoship like this; it’s so fun, it’s so everything and you’re always there and I know for my whole life that you’ll always be there. And I know that you’re the most loyal, amazing, loving everything person and I love you more than anything in the whole world.

You’re brainwashed, that’s why.

Ooo, master, what should I order for lunch. No, I just don’t even know what her problem is. And Audria, oh my God, this is between me and Lauren, you can go back to whatever you were doing lil lady. *** We still need get all the stuff for the apartment and start really moving in. Maybe I’ll pick out some paint colors for the walls.

Whatever.

Like a light yellow.

Light yellow? EHHHH!

I definitely want you to be my best man.

Best man? For what?

Dude, I’m probably going to pop the question tomorrow at my beach house.

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? (pause) You can’t even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.

That’s ‘cuse it’s not getting married, it’s getting engaged. The st step to marriage.

Homey, you’ve been dating Heidi for one year. Why don’t you wait at least two or three or four or five

But I mean this has been the best year of my entire life

Just because all of a sudden you get into a relationship where it’s great, that doesn’t mean you need to get married.

Not great. Flawlessly perfect.

Okay, okay but do you know what I mean?

I can totally…

Get your hopes up

It’s not about hopes, I would go marry her in f****** Vegas right now.

You don’t have to get married right now Spencer, you’re 23 years old.

Turning 24 player.

Oh but it’s like homey, get married at like 30, 35, it’s like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?

By the way, did you bring your credit card, I think I’m going need to borrow that, $100, 000.

You ain’t using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. I’m not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.

What an angel.

So Spencer, it seems to me that Lauren saw it has Heidi being taken away from her. Why does it have to be an either or?

Cuz it’s literally like a stubborn immature selfish little girl who’s like ‘I want Heidi to myself. You don’t share her.’ It’s like literally like that, that’s what it’s about.