The Hills Season 1 quotes

And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.

(singing) Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.

You know you are going to have to work, though.

How was your first day? (of work)

Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.

You’ve got to give it more than one day.

Okay, in all seriousness. You’re pretty much the most amazing human I’ve met in my whole life. And it’s so real and every single day I’m with you, I’m really happy everyday and it’s so real that eveytime I wake up next to you I’m just like ‘Ah, you’re there, yea You’re still there.’ I want to spend the rest of my life with you so I got this for you.

I love you.

I love you more, I really do.

I don’t think so.

I don’t even know what hand a wedding ring goes on.

I don’t know I just I love you more than anything. When people told me don’t be with him, I was like you obviously don’t know him because he’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met in my life. I never had a relatinoship like this; it’s so fun, it’s so everything and you’re always there and I know for my whole life that you’ll always be there. And I know that you’re the most loyal, amazing, loving everything person and I love you more than anything in the whole world.

You said you’ve been a bacholor for 23 years, that’s good because you’re about to get married, you won’t have an sex. I know married couples, they don’t have sex!” ~Brody, Season 3, Episode 3

Homie we’ve planning this for two months, it’s like they’re all – don’t look at me like that you’ve known about it for two months; check your little backberry schedule.

How do you get rid of hiccups?

Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.

Is that possible?

My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.

Sometimes there are just some people you just never get over.

It sounds kind of golf.

Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.

Just make the best of it.

Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule.

You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.

Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.