Brody quotes from The Hills

You said you’ve been a bacholor for 23 years, that’s good because you’re about to get married, you won’t have an sex. I know married couples, they don’t have sex!” ~Brody, Season 3, Episode 3

Homie we’ve planning this for two months, it’s like they’re all – don’t look at me like that you’ve known about it for two months; check your little backberry schedule.

Him and Heidi, I guess they’re just inseparable and that’s all he needs right now. That’s what I feel like. So, now me and Frankie have started dating.

I definitely want you to be my best man.

Best man? For what?

Dude, I’m probably going to pop the question tomorrow at my beach house.

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? (pause) You can’t even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.

That’s ‘cuse it’s not getting married, it’s getting engaged. The st step to marriage.

Homey, you’ve been dating Heidi for one year. Why don’t you wait at least two or three or four or five

But I mean this has been the best year of my entire life

Just because all of a sudden you get into a relationship where it’s great, that doesn’t mean you need to get married.

Not great. Flawlessly perfect.

Okay, okay but do you know what I mean?

I can totally…

Get your hopes up

It’s not about hopes, I would go marry her in f****** Vegas right now.

You don’t have to get married right now Spencer, you’re 23 years old.

Turning 24 player.

Oh but it’s like homey, get married at like 30, 35, it’s like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?

By the way, did you bring your credit card, I think I’m going need to borrow that, $100, 000.

You ain’t using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. I’m not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.