The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy quotes

And now we return to Captain Space Heifer.

You win this round, Heifer!

Yes... I do... But I couldn't have done it without my Heifer farm's brand fruit-at-the-bottom all natural-styled yogurt.

It's partially hydrogenated.

QUIET, YOU!! [Captain melts Ninjas with his laser eyes.] It's partially hydrogenated. Buy some today. If you don't, I'll melt you, too! [starts laughing, with Billy laughing back. He then stops, serious.] ... I will.

While you kids are talking, I'm gonna pick my nose! Just wanted to give you the heads up.

Mandy

Do you know what is this?

Grim

Uhh... orange juice?

Mandy

Wrong. This is an empty Orange Juice container. Somebody drank it. They probably wanted me to get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C.

Billy

[trying to find an evil empire to destroy with his superpowers] Hello? Evil empire? Legion of doom? Plague of society? Threat to mankind, where are you?

Billy

[still trying to find an evil empire, he looks down and sees a bunch of bacteria] Infinitesimal evil! In the name of the Earth, and all that is clean and fresh! Environmentally safe, and partially hydrogenated! I... uh... I! Uh, I... uh... ...AH SHOOT MAH YOGHURT!

Mandy

I'm gonna open up my own personal can of Powerpuff on you two.

Grim

The only thing I keep in me' robe are terrible cursed objects! [makes scary noises]

Billy

[pulls out the Mask of the Beast] You mean like this one?

Grim

Yes, exactly like that.

Billy

Oooooh... it's a pair of butt wings!

Grim

No, you simpleton! It is the Mask of the Beast! Whoever puts it on must be nice, polite, friendly, and happy, or they'll turn into a terrible hideous beast!

Billy

OH! I WANNA BE A TERRIBLE HIDEOUS BEAST! [puts the Mask on his nose] Is it working? Is it working? Is it working?

Grim

[snatches the mask] You dope. It won't work on you. You've already been a hopelessly happy goon all day long.

Grim

Isn't about time for you to go?

Mandy

Yeah, the evil empire remember?

Billy

Captain Spring Green Squeaker reporting for intergalactical duty! In the name of truth, justice, and YOGURT![armpit squirts yogurt on Mandy and Grim.][Laughs]

Grim

[takes out notepad and pencil] What can I get for Billy?

Billy

Ooh! I wanna be green!

Grim

Okay, green!

Billy

Spring Green.

Grim

Spring Green.

Billy

[squeals] Ooh! And I want to squeak!

Grim

[confused] Squeak?

Billy

Yeah, every time I move. Squeak. And uh....

Mandy

Billy, pick a real superpower. [Milkshakes walks by covered in yogurt. He shakes the yogurt off his feet and paws.] So, what'll be?

[echoing] It's partially hydrogenated!

Billy

And to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural styled yogurt from my ARMPITS!!!

Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs!

Hoss Delgado

Stupid... but clever.

Billy

Uh, mom? The bathroom is talking to me again. Should I get my vitamins?

Billy

All the ladies love me!

Hey, boy. Trying to think, huh?

Billy

Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.

Billy

Oh, I like that! Rugged Billy! [Hair grows more] Mountain Billy! [Hair throws into a thick beard, and Billy laughs] Hillbilly!