The only thing I keep in me' robe are terrible cursed objects! [makes scary noises]
[pulls out the Mask of the Beast] You mean like this one?
Yes, exactly like that.
Oooooh... it's a pair of butt wings!
No, you simpleton! It is the Mask of the Beast! Whoever puts it on must be nice, polite, friendly, and happy, or they'll turn into a terrible hideous beast!
OH! I WANNA BE A TERRIBLE HIDEOUS BEAST! [puts the Mask on his nose] Is it working? Is it working? Is it working?
[snatches the mask] You dope. It won't work on you. You've already been a hopelessly happy goon all day long.
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