So anyone who doesn't meet the threshold for the new Medium Place Neighborhood is yours for the taking. The Bad Place still has plenty of people to torture.
I have to admit, this...DOES make sense...and I like that your side is settling for a crappy deal while my side stays mostly the same. What the hell, I'm in.
Really?
NO. [laughs] You ACTUALLY believed me?
DUDE, in 20 minutes, ALL of humanity is going to be erased forever.
And?
The Bad Place will get emptied out, too. You will have no one to torture for billions of years. Everyone LOSES.
Oh, I know. But here's the thing: I don't care if everyone loses as long as YOU lose.
Shawn, listen to reason!
WHY should I? None of this would've happened if you hadn't mucked around with your neighborhood and your new ideas. New ideas are gross. They sicken me.
Shawn, you used to be cool, but you've changed, man.
I'm gonna go write an evil speech for when this is all over. It is gonna be SO...long.
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