[to a burglar with a ski mask] The hat is a tip-off, but...is this your first time in Miami?
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Sophia Petrillo (4), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Chuy Castillos (2), Roland Wilson (1)
I'm back.
[not seeing Chuy] Dorothy?!
Well, I'm 88, and --
87.
What?
You're 87, Sophia.
...okay. I'm 87 years old, and I used to have to wake up every morning just to live. Now I have to wake up every morning to cook 50 pounds of ravioli. I got stuff to do.
You almost killed me!
Nothing could kill you.
Well, too much corn.
On nights like this, we usually bare our souls and polish off a cheesecake.
And I often tell a story about my hometown of St. Olaf.
St. Olaf? Sounds fascinating.
Tell us about it.
Rookies!
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