Hurricanes can be kind of fun. I remember one when I was married!
Married?
Uh... Mary. When I was Mary in the Christmas pageant at the convent, remember that, Sister Rose?
Oh, yes, Sister Blanche is quite an actress.
She'd have to be, to make anyone believe she was a virgin!
Stanley, you're a pig in a cheap suit!
Ya know, for two cents...
...you could get a better toupee?
Okay, that's it, I've had enough, I'm not going on with this anymore!
[pointing] Angelo, look! Saint Francis of Assisi!
[While Angelo is looking away, Sophia slaps Stan across the face.]
Shut up and play ball, you yutz! [To Angelo] False alarm, never mind.
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