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The Golden Girls · Season 3, Episode 11

Sophia, Rose and others in “Three On a Couch”

Sophia

Is this helping anyone yet; cause this sure feels like an ending to me.

Rose

Oh, it's helping me Sophia--what I got out of the story was that you should take a bad situation and make it better! [jumps up] I'm gonna tell my boss off! [rushes out]

Blanche

That's not quite what I got out of it Sophia, I thought you were trying to tell me to dump my cheating boyfriend because there's lots of pepperoni in the sea!

Sophia

Yeah...that's exactly what I was trying to tell you.

Blanche

Thank you Sophia. [Blanche leaves]

Sophia

What about you, Dorothy, did I help you with your problem?

Dorothy

You sure did, Ma, I didn't know what to have for dinner. How about splitting a pepperoni pizza?

Sophia

Sure, you buying?

Dorothy

Does a pepperoni swim upstream?

Sophia

It did once, let's go!

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