[A flashback scene. Blanche and Rose have just crawled into Dorothy's bed, where Dorothy is studying for an exam. Enter Sophia]
Okay, I wanna see six hands above that blanket right now!
The only reason we're in bed with Dorothy is, we're scared.
Scared? Of what?
Now Dorothy, don't you laugh, but we're scared of the aliens.
Blanche, how many times have I told you not to call them "the aliens"? They are the Chungs and they happen to be very nice.
They're not very nice, they eat dogs.
Ma, they do not eat dogs!
Right, it's just a coincidence that not one ever pees on their lawn.
Ma, you made that up.
Sophia, we're not talking about them anyway. We're talking about the aliens from outer space.
Oh, those aliens. GET OUT! BOTH OF YOU!
Dorothy, now have a heart. Rose and I rented that movie Aliens, and it just scared us half to death!
It scared me too. That Sigourney Weaver's a sweet girl, but she really shouldn't go without makeup.
I don't have TIME for this now, I have my education exam tomorrow morning!
You mean you're kicking us out?
Rose, I have to study!
That's my Dorothy, always with her nose in a book. Unlike your brother Phil, who was always with his nose in the dirty clothes hamper.
I cannot believe you would be so cold-blooded as to cast out your two dearest friends in this their time of need!
And I can't believe that the two of you are so inconsiderate that you would disturb me with something this ridiculous when you know how important my exam is. If I don't pass it, I don't get my raise!
That's it, everybody out!
Sophia, we're scared!
I'm scared too, that we won't be able to afford meat on the table! You want to wind up swapping recipes with the Chungs? Out! Out!
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