[At the reunion, Rose goes over to the other girls holding several pieces of paper.]
Where've you been?
When no one was looking, I went by the No-Show table and I got four name tags for us! Blanche, you'll be Susan Armstrong... [gives Blanche a name tag] ...and Dorothy, you'll be Cindy Lou Peeples... [gives Dorothy a name tag] ...and Sophia, you're Myron Zucker. [gives an irked Sophia a name tag]
Rose, you idiot, there's no way I'm ever gonna pass for a man! Dorothy, trade with me?
Go to hell, Myron. Rose, I don't wanna wear this.
Oh come on, I looked in the yearbook and you're a dead ringer for Cindy Lou Peeples.
I don't know...
Trust me, it'll work, or my name isn't Kim Fung Toi [pasting tag to her shirt].
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