Oh, you know how I feel about organized religion, it makes me crazy. And I do not want Sarah's head filled with stories about a God who may or may not exist.
Well, honey, of course He exists! Just look at the beautiful sky, the majestic trees. God created man and gave him a heart and a mind and thighs that could crack walnuts.
[putting an arm around Sarah] Mother!
Oh, I'm sorry... I came to religion late.
I'd say.
But it's never too late! And it is my fervent hope that the three of us, you and I and dear little Sarah, may walk the path of righteousness together. And now if you'll excuse me, I have Gideon Bibles for everyone. [leaves room]
I miss "sexy" Grandma.
I'm sure a lot of people do, darlin', I'm sure a lot of people do.
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