Your brother Phil, God rest his brain, gives the worst presents in the world! What kind of a gift is dental floss?
Well, it's waxed and mint-flavored.
[tosses package to Rose] Here, go floss yourself. This stinks! After the swell gift I sent him!
What was it?
A catalog item.
L.L. Bean?
Victoria's Secret.
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