I've found my father! My natural father!
He's alive?
He's in Miami?
He's an earthling?
“Once, in St. Olaf” · Season 6, Episode 2
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (6), Blanche Devereaux (5), Rose Nylund (4), Sophia Petrillo (4)
Dorothy, wait up you just walk so fast.
I'm in a hurry!
It's not sexy. [Dorothy looks at her] It's not. A woman should take tiny delicate steps as if to say "Yes, I may be slower than you, but maybe I'm worth waiting for."
Blanche, my mother is missing, it's the middle of the night, you have to excuse me if I don't have the rolling gait of a nymphomaniac.
Hi, Rose, how's it goin'?
[holding up a sock puppet and speaking in a high-pitched voice] Hi, Blanche!
God, I hate mornin' people.
Ever since I started working as a candy striper I've been giving all my patients the Traditional St. Olaf Fun Pack. Each one has a pack of gum, a bar of soap, and sock puppets. I like to pretend one of them's you and one of them's Dorothy. [mimicking Blanche in a high-pitched Southern accent] "Hi, Dorothy, how do you feel?"
[The real Dorothy comes up behind Rose and smiles as she observes Rose's "show."]
[mimicking Dorothy in a deep voice] "Oh, woe is me, I can't get a date. Nobody asks me out. Woe is me, woe..."
[The smile on Dorothy's face quickly fades, and she smacks Rose on the top of the head with the newspaper she is holding.]
[swatting puppet] BAD puppet!
[about Sophia] Have you found her?
Yes Blanche, about a half hour ago, but now I've hidden her again so you can find her.
[checking in Sophia] Name?
Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People! [Rose writes this down on her clipboard]
Rose, I don't think you are up to this.
Now, where were we?
Name.
Rose Nylund.
[to hospital worker, thinking she's in heaven] Who are you? Are you an angel?
WWorker
I'm the guy that shaves everybody.
Amazing, that's not even mentioned in the Bible!
Rose, maybe you could help. We're searching the whole hospital. We can't find my mother.
Maybe she's lost!
Oh, I can't believe, you know, the last words I said to her were "Shut up, Zulu"!
What are you doing on this elevator?
I'm into easy listening, how the hell should I know?
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