The Golden Girls · Season 5, Episode 21
“Cheaters” · Season 5, Episode 21
In this episode: Rose Nylund (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (2)
I had the strangest dream last night. I was at a baseball game. Charlie Brown was pitching, Schroeder was behind the plate, Lucy and Snoopy were in center field, and they wouldn't let me play. When I woke up, I was crying. What do you think it is?
Peanuts envy?
He was trapped in a bad marriage.
There is no such thing being as trapped in a marriage. In this country, you can get divorced, in Sicily there was no divorce, you had to resort to lupara.
Is that some kind of legal loophole?
It's some kind of sawed-off shotgun.
I was in a room with you once before when your wife called, and you told her you were alone... then you were cheating on her.
Yeah, with you.
But I've also been Bernice, and I've had my husband call me, and he was always alone too.
Our entire block was Irish, the kids on the next block were all Italian. We all took turns beating each other up on the way home from school.
I think it's nice when children take turns.
It's the oldest confidence game in the world, the pigeon drop.
It wasn't his idea, the nun suggested it.
She was in on it too, that's why it's called a confidence game. They have to win your confidence so you'll hand over your money and get stuck with worthless paper.
I don't know what the Church is coming to.
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